I have watched every season of Survivor since the beginning and even before White Lotus existed, Mike White was one of my all-time fave contestants. But I have never, ever had even the momentary delusion that I could stick it out for even one night on the island. The no toothbrush or deodorant factor alone is enough for me to Hell no.
I love this. I laughed out loud multiple times. 😂
Thanks so much for saying that! Of course, it didn't "perform" as well as some of the other missives, but I had fun!
I have watched every season of Survivor since the beginning and even before White Lotus existed, Mike White was one of my all-time fave contestants. But I have never, ever had even the momentary delusion that I could stick it out for even one night on the island. The no toothbrush or deodorant factor alone is enough for me to Hell no.
BLEGH! Exactly! There are thousands of reasons!
Those damn elliptical beasts can be fucking devious.
For real!
Can't wait to see Alex. God I love her. She shines. And we need it.
Agreed!