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Jennifer Barnett's avatar

I love this. I laughed out loud multiple times. 😂

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MUTHR, FCKD's avatar

Thanks so much for saying that! Of course, it didn't "perform" as well as some of the other missives, but I had fun!

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Leslie Senevey's avatar

I have watched every season of Survivor since the beginning and even before White Lotus existed, Mike White was one of my all-time fave contestants. But I have never, ever had even the momentary delusion that I could stick it out for even one night on the island. The no toothbrush or deodorant factor alone is enough for me to Hell no.

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MUTHR, FCKD's avatar

BLEGH! Exactly! There are thousands of reasons!

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Byro's avatar

Those damn elliptical beasts can be fucking devious.

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MUTHR, FCKD's avatar

For real!

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Maryjane Fahey's avatar

Can't wait to see Alex. God I love her. She shines. And we need it.

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MUTHR, FCKD's avatar

Agreed!

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